Before it is put into a bottle and thrown into the sea each message is recorded, and eventually matched
up with a reply (although occasionally there is the odd mix up.) It can take anything from 6 months to a
year for replies to be received, so please be patient….
Why is your hair like that?
Have you ever tried to find a decent barber on a desert island? Anyway - who cut yours? The Council?
Maybe it will be better when they come back and finish it.
Where can I see you performing?
In case you haven’t noticed we are stranded on a desert island.
What do you think of the X-factor?
What’s the X-factor?
Hellos, I am very rich African Prince who needs to move £100 million to the British Islands. Please send me
your bank account details.
Best if you just stuff it in some bottles (put the corks in very tight) and drop them into the sea. It will turn
up here eventually.
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FAQs
Before it is put into a bottle and thrown into the sea each
message is recorded, and eventually matched up with a
reply (although occasionally there is the odd mix up). It can
take anything from 6 months to a year for replies to be
received, so please be patient….
Why is your hair like that?
Have you ever tried to find a decent barber on a desert
island? Anyway - who cut yours? The Council? Maybe it will
be better when they come back and finish it.
Where can I see you performing?
In case you haven’t noticed we are stranded on a desert
island.
What do you think of the X-factor?
What’s the X-factor?
Hellos, I am very rich African Prince who needs to move
£100 million to the British Islands. Please send me your
bank account details.
Best if you just stuff it in some bottles (put the corks in
very tight) and drop them into the sea. It will turn up here
eventually.
Dear customer, Your PayPal account has been suspended
until you give us your login details.
No idea what PayPal is. If you are going to send us Spam
please make it the tinned variety.
FAQs
Before it is put into a bottle and thrown into the sea each
message is recorded, and eventually matched up with a reply
(although occasionally there is the odd mix up.) It can take
anything from 6 months to a year for replies to be received, so
please be patient….
Why is your hair like that?
Have you ever tried to find a decent barber on a desert island?
Anyway - who cut yours? The Council? Maybe it will be better
when they come back and finish it.
Where can I see you performing?
In case you haven’t noticed we are stranded on a desert island.
What do you think of the X-factor?
What’s the X-factor?
Hellos, I am very rich African Prince who needs to move £100
million to the British Islands. Please send me your bank
account details.
Best if you just stuff it in some bottles (put the corks in very
tight) and drop them into the sea. It will turn up here
eventually.
Dear customer, Your PayPal account has been suspended until
you give us your login details.
No idea what PayPal is. If you are going to send us Spam please
make it the tinned variety.